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Re: 245

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I am beginning to be concerned about my face, given how often I hear that.

That said, I'll certainly offer whatever insights I may.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

You've got a big dumb smile, and your eyes can be kind of dopey. I'm not surprised.

Re: 245

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Thank you for the honest assessment I suppose.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

I thought I'd better reciprocate.

[He grins, and goes back to eating.]

You're good at cooking though.

Re: 245

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Ha. Well thank you. Stirfry isn't too hard, so that may be cheating.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

I mean, normally demons eat people and stuff, right? So this is pretty exciting.

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Just eat people whole?

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

I don't know, that's always how it is in books and art. But definitely their blood, anyway.

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Is that your usual diet?

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

Not here, I'm pretty sure my mom wouldn't feed us something like that either. But you do the math on when I'm your age.

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I see. It certainly doesn't sound appetizing. I

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

Right? And here I end up eating a whole lot of raw eggs. So something cooked is pretty thrilling. You're a genius.

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...Would you like to learn how to make an omelette?

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

You're going to treat me like a little kid if you start teaching me something.

[except it would also be a skill for when he's back to normal because that moron's been eating them shell on]

Re: 245

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Not at all. Anyone can learn a new skill at any age.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

...Well. Okay.

Re: 245

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When you're done eating I'll teach you. The great thing is you can put lots of things with or in an omelette. So it needn't be boring.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

I haven't got the time to be making them anything but plain, but I appreciate that you think I would bother.

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That's the beauty. Rising a few extra things in doesn't take more effort. But yes I'll teach you basic.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

I'm not sure what's not more effort about preparing more food but, yeah, maybe if I'm between reading.

[The stir fry is definitely his saviour though because Vergil can't do a goddamn thing for himself and an actually filling meal is remarkable.

When he's done he's sure to be a good guest and wash his bowl. Probably in stark contrast to his teenage self...]

Re: 245

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[Phone tags are the worst i apologize

But yes he'll watch Vergil eat and clean up, amazed at his general... goodboyness.]

All right. First we need a bowl, a fork, and a pan.

[And then he'll go about teaching the kid how to make a basic omelette. He will give instructions but let Vergil do all the actual work.]

The main thing is not to wander off or you'll probably burn it. Eggs cook fast.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

[I'm phone tags half the time so same tbh]

Yes, yes, I'm not looking to start a fire.

[Geeze Cosmo he's not DUMB (he is dumb)

He's very embarrassed over being taught things and how to be appreciative of of, which is not even a child thing that's just Vergil, as per usual. His brow starts to furrow, grappling with politeness and accepting help]

...thank...you, Cosmo...

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[It's cute but he's got the sense not to show he thinks so.]

Any time. If you want to know how to do basic cooking you can ask me whenever.

Re: 245

[auguryofinnocence]

It's definitely safe to say I won't, I think we both know that.

[He kind of grins about it though.]

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Stubborn.

[But he smiles back.]